Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
I can’t breathe!! This was awesome!! Instant reblog.
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
(Source: disneysdaily, via dhothraki)
The one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first."
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness.”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
i will be 80 years old eating cream of wheat soup screaming at my grandkids about how taylor swift was the most amazing woman on the planet i can just see it now
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